Pizza Time


Now expanding to Primal and Chaos DCs


Meet the team

Pick your delivery person to bring you the pizza


Menu

We be making the good shit


Online Ordering (Alpha)

Send a delivery order right here on this website


Venue

You want to come visit the pizza resturant? Sure


FAQ

Confused? Want a guide? Click here!

FAQ



1. How do I order pizza?
On materia data centre, check if the store is open on party finder then shoot me a /tell from it. From then on, you tell me your order and location and I will do my best to make my way to that place. Once I have arrived, I will open a trade menu where the pizza and gil is traded simultaneously.
2. It wont let me respond to you using /tell.
This is because you may be cross-world from me in which case you should use /reply.
3. I did not immediately get a response.
I shall do my best to respond but there may be multiple orders coming in simultaneously and I may not be able to immediately respond, don't worry as I probably have read your message and cannot respond. If on the off chance I don't see your message, don't be afraid to shoot me another /tell.
4. I would like an unusual/unorthodox order that involves [something]
Sure, I'm happy to do it for you, why not?
5. Do you know about the twitter/pc gamer article?
Yup, I'm pretty amazed it got to that point.
6. Can I work with you?
Although the current amount of orders don't justify hiring another person for pizzas, this may change in the future and I'm always looking up new ways to shake up the game and discover new modalities of innovation, especially when housing comes out. If you have any suggestions or want a collaboration or anything else, feel free to shoot me a message.
7. How do I contact you?
Discord Catharsis#0001

Meet the team


Materia (OCE) (Flagship)

Catharsis Katahiro (CEO of Pizza)


Some dumb Miqo'te had the dumb idea back in 5.4 to make a pizza delivery service in Eorzea. Well pizza wasn't in Eorzea at that point so she went to stop playing until 6.05 where she levelled culinarian and learned the existence of pizza. Now an expert(ish) delivery person and chief (this was misspelled unintentionally but im gonna leave it in), she travels the whole flat world delivering pizzas to those who request it. Even if someone decides to order it from on top of Kugane tower.Life is like a pizza. It can be a shitty microwavable pizza that makes you sad, or a quality oven cooked pizza made by someone with a moustache.


Chaos (EU)

Deci Whitehawk


Good old Catharsis could not be everywhere at once, much to her dismay. After setting up online orders (alpha) someone had sent an order from phoenix which was on EU, she enlisted the help of someone to make that delivery, that person was Deci who decided to get in on the pizza delivery business. Deci takes the role of franchise owner on EU and essentially upgrades Catharsis to the CEO of Pizza.DELIVERY SERVICE RP
I'm actually laughing my ass of wanting to do this.


Light (EU)

Deci Whitehawk (afk)


Deci's clone for operation deliver to phoenixWTF do we use for garlic bread and boba tea?


Primal (NA)

Tenkay Shijou


After getting cancelled on twitter, they have a redemption arc to restore their reputation. Named Tenkay after the amount it costs for one pizza (10k gil) they are cursed to roam the Etheirys, delivering pizzas to all.

Yeah


Crystal (NA)

Cemi'a Duskstep


They sent me some stuff regarding a bio, it had something to do with needing cash for bills and becoming a courier of pizza. That's great and all but did you know that orca have a special technique where they beach themselves in order to catch specific prey? It takes a lifetime of practice and skill in order to do it successfully, and even then only some orca are capable of pulling it off. These are the elite hunters amongst the apex predators, pizza delivery is much like these advanced orca techniques, willing to risk our lives in order to deliver this pizza, a task that only a few can truly accomplish.I really knead the dough

Online Order (Beta)


Currently online ordering is in alpha, but it does work. It may improve to have a cart and stuff in the future but it will require paying carrd even more money for variables which I don't want to do. Also I may be offline so that wont work if thats the case.

Pizza - 10,000 gil

Garlic Bread - 5,000 gil

Bubble Tea - 5,000 gil

Kid's Meal Combo - 20,000 gil
(Includes pizza + boba tea + garlic bread + toy)

Ratatouille (Pumpkin) - 10,000 GIL
I havent added it in to the buttons below, so just write it down if you want it.

Archon Burger - 10,000 GIL
I havent added it in to the buttons below, so just write it down if you want it.


Just chuck in your name and world in the first box and in the second the details of your location. Press some buttons to increment or decrement your order. It looks like complete ass and sometimes the button orders don't work, but whatever. Materia, Primal, Chaos and Crystal only!!!

0 Pizza


0 Garlic Bread


0 Bubble Tea


0 Kids meals


Total =

Pizza - 10,000 gil

Garlic Bread - 5,000 gil

Bubble Tea - 5,000 gil

Kid's Meal Combo - 20,000 gil

Venue


Currently its a bunch of boxes right now